Name?
`Viel
Age?
`14
What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?
`Well in reality, I'm broke and if i did have money..i'd chase him!
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?
`NOOO!!NEVER..!!
What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reindeer showed up in ur yard?
`make it my pet. xP
do you like eggs?
`abit..
how do you like ur eggs?
`really toasted like
wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs?
`nawp
why?
`because you asked me and i said no
that's nice....anyways...do you like cheese?
`I LOVE IT!
what if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?
`well that's a big IF, but that's just sick
would that disturb you?
`YA THENK?
y?
`It's a freaking monkey ass, duh!
so when are you going to visit your fairy god mother?
`I dunno..
are you sure?
`yes,i am
so do you like potatoes?
`I think..
what kinda potaoes?
`Mashed potatoe
maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise?
`hmm, maybe..
anyways...so what would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos?
`it's okayy..xD
would you kick it?
`why would i?They're awesome.!!
do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! ?
`i just said that..
and so are monkey right?
`monkey's are ayt..xD
anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson?
`uhh..grossed out..definetly grossed out..
y would you feel that way?
`because i feel that way..
are you sure?
`yes!
positive?
`ask me again and your dead..
ok then....what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?
`COOL, well in a fascinated way but if that was true,i'd run away..
so what do you think of Brittany spears?
`who's that?xP
do you like to dance in the rain with your swimsuit on?
`that's would be my NIGHTMARE!
do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?
`no idea..
are you sure?
`uh-huh
so what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your ass?
`haha, impossible..but disgusting..
would this upset you?
`no i'd be furious..
why?
`cause i'm Viel..and i said so..xP
i see...
so how do you feel about chicken?
`I LOVE them..xD
what would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night?
YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!???
`NO,what the heck..ask it to leave my house...